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30
Jun
It may take a little coffee or probably a few rounds of beer or any other booze you could get your hands on when it comes to relaxing after a hard day’s work. Well, yeah I’m guilty about that one as well, unless I’m caught dead wearing a lampshade over my head after a few rounds of vodka… half-naked! Okay, bad example and I apologize to everyone reading this after getting nightmares about me in that state of drunken stupor.
But do not ask how it occurred, please.
However what is really concerning is that how do masses go through the common aspect of life when encountered with vein popping tension? I think, the new trend thing such as Zen or yoga is one of the effective things and it really works. Is there place for the intellectual side of people who would really feel the roses in a can while on the move? It kind of had me considering that there actually have to be something in this ‘mind-over-matter’ thing.
Humour is indeed the finest medication there’s whenever you’re. That is to say anybody can pay lots of money to listen to a comedian just to make you wet your trousers after expressing joy so hard. In spite of what’s been happening, and to those who’s gone though the ordeal, it is bettor to just gag while encountering the problems with a clear mind than anger with a clouded sight. One of my favorite celebrities of all time may have to be Woody Allen. Now this is one guy who gives you the in-your-face bluntness that he pulls out with gusto, even without even trying. You are able to talk just about anything with a man, and he’s bound to mock the subject and you will finish up laughing rather than being upset about it.
Woody Allen has this to say:
1. “Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.”
2. “I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it’s the government.”
3. “There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?”
4. “Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.”
5. “A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said ‘no’.”
6. “Fundamentally my wife was immature. I would be at home in the bath and she would come in and sink my boats.”
7. “I am not afraid of death, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.”
8. “I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.”
9. “If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.” At least he doesn’t smite us with lightning, and I’m thankful for that.
10. “The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you’ve, rather than what you do not have.”
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