“Life With Woody” 10 inspirational quotes than can improve yourself
It might take a bit coffee or probably some rounds of beer or any other booze you could get your hands on when it concerns relaxing after a hard dayâs work. Well, yeah Iâm guilty about that one too, unless Iâm caught dead wearing a lampshade over my head after some rounds of vodka⦠half-naked! Okay, bad example and I apologize to everyone reading this after getting nightmares about me therein state of drunken stupor.
Just donât ask how it happened, please.
But whatâs really interesting is that how do people carry out the usual part of life when faced with vein-popping stress? I mean, the new age thing like Zen or yoga is among the good things and it actually works. Is there room for the intellectual side of people who can actually smell the roses-in-a-can while on the move? It sort of had me thinking that there really must be something in that âmind-over-matterâ thing.
Humor is indeed the best medicine thereâs whenever youâre. I mean anyone can pay good money to listen to a comedian just to make you wet your pants after laughing so hard. Despite of whatâs been happening, and to those whoâs gone though the ordeal, itâs better to just laugh while facing the troubles with a clear mind than anger with a clouded vision. Among my favorite celebrities ever may have to be Woody Allen. Now this is one guy who gives you the in-your-face bluntness that he backs down with gusto, even without even trying. You can talk about anything with a man, and heâs bound to mock the subject and youâll finish up laughing rather than being upset about it.
Woody Allen has this to say:
1. âMoney is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.â It sounds good to me, I mean the practicality of all things does involve money but it doesnât have to take an arm and a leg to catch on.
2. âI believe thereâs something out there watching us. Unfortunately, itâs the government.â âNuff said.
3. âThere are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?â This happens to be among the classic ones. I mean the issue about lifeâs little problems isnât all that bad, until âheâ comes out.
Sure, relationships can get complicated, or does have its complications that probably any author about relationships is bound to discover it soon. We follow what our heart desires, unless youâre talking of the heart as in the heart that pump blood throughout your body.
4. âLove is the answer, but while youâre waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.â And if you want more, just keep going asking!
5. âA fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said ânoâ.â It sounds, âpracticalâ, I think.
And when it concerns everyday life, he really techniques to make the best out of every possible scenario, and it doesnât involve a lawsuit if he strikes a nerve.
6. âBasically my wife was immature. Iâd be at range in the bath and sheâd get in and sink my boats.â I never had a boat in my bathtub before. Just staring at it while soaking in hot water makes me seasick already.
7. âIâm not afraid of death, I just donât prefer to be there when it happens.â If it rains, it pours.
8. âIâm thankful for laughter, except when milk appears of my nose.â It could get worse when youâre guzzling on beer⦠or mouthwash, and it happened to me once!
9. âIf you prefer to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.â At the least he doesnât smite us with lightning, and Iâm thankful for that.
And despite of what may happen to all of us in the next ten, twenty, or even thirty years, I guess we all have to see things in another sort of light and not just perspective. I canât seem to imagine life with no piece of wisdom that could guide us. Whether weâre religious or not, it takes more courage to accept your fears and learn how to deal with them is all that matters when it concerns even just coming along.
And to sum things over here is the last nugget of wisdom to go by⦠however, whenever, and wherever we perhaps.
10. âThe talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what youâve, instead of what you donât have.â
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